methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via knicker)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via knicker)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via knicker)

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

(Source: nosdrinker, via unlockedwisdom)